Status: not panicked yet!
(in no particular order)
-- The dogs ate the forms (and I have a lot of dogs :)
-- What do you mean it's April already?
-- Aliens took me for a ride in their space ship and erased the part of my memory related to taxes.
-- It was a sunny day and I didn't want to waste it inside.
-- It was raining and I didn't want to get depressed doing all that paperwork.
-- Math and I are not bosom buddies.
-- I thought the tax fairy might come by and do them for me.
-- If hoped if I ignored them, the IRS would go away.
-- I've been really busy and figured the nice tax man would understand. :)
-- I've been writing in an alternate world where they don't have taxes!
Do you have a better excuse? Please share!