Yesterday, my six-year old son informed me I fail miserably when it comes to the name game. This is a snippet of our
conversation after school.
Him, coming in the door, tossing his backpack on the couch. "Mom, I want to change my name."
Me, not bothering to look up from my computer. "Hm, sounds like a plan. What are you changing it to?"
Him: "Bryce. Spelled the
right way."
Me: "Your name is spelled the right way."
Him, crossing his arms over his chest, looking way too much like his dad: "Uh-uh. You can't spell. Bryce: B-R-I-C-E. I can hear an 'I', not a 'Y'."
Me, smiling, finally turning from the computer: "Honey, we spelled your name with a 'Y' because we liked it that way. Sure, some people spell Bryce with an 'I', but we liked the other way better."
Him, looking quite indignant: "Well, I don't. I'm changing it to B-R-I-C-E. Because '
I' know how to spell. Better than you."
Unfortunately, the Gremlin has a point...though there's no way in hell I'm changing his name. ;) Nothing irritates me more than not knowing how to pronounce a name. My first year as a teacher, I remember standing in front of my 8
th grade classroom reading the names off the roster list. Smart me, I didn't look at them ahead of time. I got near the bottom and saw this:
Xipe. Now you tell me how you would pronounce that name! I took a wild guess, thought of Xerox and said: "
Zippie". Um...not even close. The name is Aztec, and is pronounced "
Sheepa". Needless to say, this boy and I were not lifelong friends.
As a parent, I wanted to give my Gremlins unique but easy to pronounce names. Our kids are: Alia, Bryce and Reece. When the oldest was about 2 we took her to Disneyland, and when we were getting on the plane to come home, the flight attendant at LAX looked at her boarding pass and said, "Wow, I've never seen that name spelled with so few letters." She's right. Look at all the spellings:
Aleah,
Aleea,
Aleia,
Aleya, Aliyah....I know there are more, but that's just a sampling. At the time we named her, it never occurred to me anyone could screw up the spelling (or
pronunciation) of her name, but they can. And I won't tell you how many times people misspell Bryce and Reece. (Reese is feminine, Reece is masculine...how hard is that to remember?
Sheesh!).
As a reader though, there's nothing more annoying that reading a book about a character and not knowing how to pronounce a name. The hero/vampire in JR Ward's first book is named Wrath. The first time I read that, I thought, "Seriously? No way. No one would name a baby Wrath. No matter the race." That name has always bothered me. I know, I know, it fits in with all her other "vampire" names, but it still bothers me. In my head, from day one, I've
pronounced his name Wraith. Don't ask me why. Just sounds better to me, I think. So whenever I'm around anyone who's talking about those books, I always do a double take. As a writer, I try very hard to come up with names that are somewhat unique but still easy to pronounce. I learned my lesson early on. The heroine in the 3rd book I wrote was named Maren. To me that's a pretty easy name to pronounce...think Mel Gibson's dead wife in
Braveheart (and when spoken with a
Scottish accent...perfect).
Apparently, though, not so easy to pronounce. Just about every person who read
that book for me pronounced it
Mare-in instead of
Mahr-en. And when they would talk to me about the book, I used to cringe inside when they'd mispronounce the name, though I never corrected them.
I have my trusty baby name book on my desk, because yesterday I was looking for "unique but easily pronounced" names for the characters in my new books. As Alice's editor a few books back pointed out, the days of John, Mike and Tom are gone. Readers want more unique, but still easy to read names. Surprisingly, this is the first time in my writing I've had to turn to the name book - usually names just come to me. But now that I know these books will see print, I want to make sure I don't pull another Maren or Wrath out of the hat.
How are you with the name game? Ever heard feedback from a reader regarding a name you used in a story?